Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Top 25 Places To Have Sex In America


1) In the Shower
Get a little dirty while you're getting clean.


2) On the Shore of a Beautiful Secluded Lake
Outdoor lovemaking is exciting in itself; a great view during your tryst is even better.


3) In the Locker Room at the Gym
Find out what else your muscles are capable of.


4) In the Highest Row of a Concert
Make the nosebleed section a bit more fun.


5) In the Dark Corner of a Hookah Lounge
Put those comfortable pillows to good use.


6) While You're Out Test-Driving a New Car
Pull over and enjoy two rides in one day—as long as the salesman is back at the dealership.


7) On the Balcony of Your Hotel Room
Maybe people can see you, maybe not, but that's part of the fun.


8) At a Public Library Between the Stacks of Books
Your chance to live out that naughty-librarian fantasy.


9) In the Parking Lot of Your Local Police Precinct
As Martin Lawrence said in, "Wham, bam, thank you, Officer."


10) High Up in a Tree
Gives tree-hugger a whole new meaning.


11) While Waiting in Line at a Fast-Food Drive Through
Burn enough calories and you can order extra fries.


12) On a Ferris Wheel at Night
Get the most out of the slow climb.


13) On the Teacher's Desk
Take this standard role-play scenario to a new level.


14) While Handcuffed to Your Bed At Home
Handcuffs are a great way for beginners to push their sexual boundaries while still feeling safe.


15) In a Huge Lecture Hall During a Lecture
It's not like you were paying attention anyway.


16) In a Cemetery on a Dark, Foggy Night
Somebody needs to liven up the place.


17) In the Stairwell of Your Office Building
The best way to mix business with pleasure.


18) In a Tent on a Camping Trip
Reward him for setting up the tent by making sure he pitches another one later.


19) On a Bearskin Rug by the Fire
Yes, it's a cliche, but there must be a reason it's so popular...


20) At the Lincoln Memorial
Emancipate your desire.


21) In the Confessional
You can repent immediately after you've finished sinning.


22) In the Loft of a Barn Full of Hay
Take a roll in the hay, literally.


23) At Your Team's Stadium
Even if they lose, you'll feel like a winner.


24) At a Sex Museum
Learn it, then live.


25) Climax, CO
See if the town lives up to its name.


courtesy of Your Tango

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